Whip the bad guys! They're into that stuff.

Finally, here is your chance to hang an inmate from Superjail!.

Now you can watch it from the beginning, chronologically. And then backwards. It really doesn't matter.

We'll even send you free ATHF wrapping paper while supplies last. Your taped grocery bag approach is just too pathetic.

Cuddle up with two pairs of multiple birth siblings! Prepare for multiple vomitings.

Boba, Vader, Lando, Chewie -- all of your ridiculous-sounding favorites, getting ridiculous.

It's Lois Week! Watch her become a model, a prisoner, and a naked, blue, bumpy X-person seducing a schoolboy.

Spend some time with a mean-spirited alcoholic that isn't your father.

Somewhere, Adrienne Barbeau is smiling. And jiggling.

You need trinkets; we got 'em. We could probably work something out. Let's discuss your options.

Chock full of extras. Oh, and metal rage; chock full of extras and metal rage.

Halloween is here. We've been preparing for it all year with horror and bloodshed.

Our search for a real-life Carl has been far more promising than our search for a real-life Meatwad.

A question that character designers should ask themselves: How will this look when portrayed by unhealthy people?

Good news if you are a college student who attends one of 12 campuses we arbitrarily picked out!

Help us be more lazy. Make your own covers, upload them here and if they're cool, we might use them.

Crime, super-powers, and forensics blend seamlessly with factoids about wildlife and cured pork. Brought to you by Verizon Wireless.

Two natural enemies, both fighting for America.

Uneasy listening.

Our cyber friendship would mean so much to you. (external link)

Read today's Boondocks comic.

Closed for Naked Week. Sorry.